Click here to save the world
Saved
well that was easy
you can leave now
seriously
stop clicking
you've done your part
now leave me alone
go back to facebook
or twitter
anywhere
snapchat?
The address bar is right up there
stubborn
Let's try something else then
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or your computer will be super much
infected!
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Retrieving credit card information
stealing your identity
buying weird stuff on ebay
Okay okay you got me
you didn't really save the world
it was all a lie
#sorrynotsorry
but it's not like you're gonna help anyway
as soon as I show you this:
Right?
No?
Oh
I see
You're one of the good ones
you don't flinch at the sight of a donate button
you don't suddenly realize you've got urgent work to do
and you definitely don't just walk right past
the good samaritans on the street trying to recruit you
you've never told them to fuck off in your head
you always have time
right?
You probably even give a few bucks every month to some charity
just so you can pat yourself on the back
but secretely you've thought of unsubscribing to save some cash
you need that spotify premium account
yeah
I get a lot of good ones here
they're the best
Look
I'm not gonna show you pictures
of crying kids in third world countries
It's just not how I roll
Unfortunately
I did that for over twenty years
and it got depressing
anyways
You really wanna help?
really really wanna help?
I don't believe you
you'll have to prove yourself
you gotta guess, otherwise it's no fun!
now come on, how many fingers
How many fingers am I holding up?
(hint: you have to guess..)
Wrong.
It's actually 24
I can have as many fingers as I want
I'm just text on a screen
That you're clicking
over and over
and over
again
and again
while the world is torn to pieces
yeah
Maybe that wasn't fair
How about this
Interesting...
But wrong.
You don't qualify.
Goodbye.
Oh my god
you got issues
I
I S
I S S
I S S U
I S S U E
I S S U E S
issues
get a life
creep
So...
...what's up in Stockholm?
Having a good time?
I know where you live
The stalker becomes the stalkee
you should leave friend
before I track your IP-address and post awkward photos from your past on fb
no
I would never be that cruel
89.253.78.108
yeah, that's your IP-address
never trust a stranger
...
couldn't help myself
You really should be more careful though
privacy is key
How old are you anyways?
it's gotta be a number
I just told you to be more careful!
god
fool
okay fine
since you're so gullible
I might actually let you help
but first
let's intrude some more on your privacy
Beer
Smoothie
Prosecco
what do you like to drink when you feel fancy?
Wine
Latte
Champagne
That is a fancy drink
What would you consider a cheap x out on the town?
I see
And how many x glasses are you prepared to give up to help someone in need?
Modest drinker, fine.
Still seems a bit cheap when peoples lives are at stake
Wow
this is getting freakin serious
money involved and all
You really wanna give away your hard earned cash?
think about the x
so tasty
longing for your lips
delicious
You can still leave you know
save yourself
No?
You're tougher than you look
but
Here's the ultimate test
DONATE
What did we decide on, x?
Did you do it?
you gotta press enter
